funny fox eat a coffee
nothing will make you think “i have got to get weirder” more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you’re like a normie to them
“sicko feedback loop” is a warrior’s bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage
(via junkirat)
rb this n tell me what is the same and what is diff abt ur relationship to ur gender n sexual identity compared to urself 7 years ago :3c
(via aurosoul)
this cannot be a real fortune i just got
me: oh yay! i love fortune cookies π₯° canβt wait to see what my fortune is! ππ
this cookie: kill yourself and shut the fuck up
(via diamantefangs)
the older I get the more I relate to Bert
(via pony-named-paprika)
⛏️64
😏69
🍃420
🦊621
👨🚀999
👁️ 1984
👿666
sometimes a girl just has to make a little animal sounds. and thats okay
if your girl isnt making enough animal sounds she may be experiencing stressful conditions or suffering from a lack of proper enrichment
the only way to fix this is to kiss her a lot. please
(via rainbowgaez)








